Post by hellraiser on Jun 23, 2007 22:24:56 GMT -5
Scene opens to Hellraiser sitting at a desk with a pile of folders in front of him. Jenni Jacobs is sitting across from him looking rather relaxed with her legs crossed and leaning back in her chair.
So where should we start first. There are quit a few folders to go over here. Just by opening these and looking at the pictures it looks like we have some pretty crazy people here.
I really dont think we have anything to worry about here. You have been through it all you have held many titles and recieved numerous awards. Besides I don't think there is anyone in this fed who is suicidal like you are?
Hellraiser laughs takes the folder he is looking at and slides it over to Jenni. Jenni glances at the folder and looks back up at Hellraiser.
No way! There is actually someone named Suicide in this company? We better watch out for this guy! He just might be someone who gives us a challenge.
Hellraiser laughs again and Jenni has a large grin on her face and pushes the folder back to Hellraiser who closes it and gets another one.
Hey, here we go this is the man that you will be up against. The superstar Dustin Reeves. What a name. The Superstar, thats saying a lot. Who does he think he is?
Jenni leans up and takes the folder away from Hellraiser.
I dpn't know... I think the star is about to burn out though. I don't thin he has ever had freezer burn before?
Not very many have... most of the time they don't show they are so afraid of you.
Jenni gets up and throws the folder in the garbage.
What a loser.... The Superstar...... What a joke thats where he belongs.
She sits back down in her chair and grabs a folder off the pile.
Lets see... Brandon Davis. This guy looks tough.... NOT! He has quite a reputation though. It says his entrance theme is "To Be Loved" Hahaha. He needs to go find someone to love him then because he is not going to see it from anyone here. Especially us. We don't befriend the weak, we can only hang with the big and strong.
Hellraiser grabs the folder. Looks at it and then puts it on top of Suicide's folder. He starts rifling through the folders opening them and closing them trowing them in a pile next to the original.
Is There anyone in this company who is as big as me?! I can't believe this, these guys are all toothpicks. It won't take but one hand to give them a chokeslam.... oh here we go. This guy is alright size.... Ray Sanders. oh my god the one nutted wonder.! This is ridiculous! One guy my size and he has one nut!
Jenni grabs the pile that Hellraiser already looked at and pulls out a folder and throws the rest back on the desk.
Will you please concentrate on the guy you will be facing this week? You are in the main event you know.
Hellraiser just looks at her.
So they are expecting a good match.... So the owners think that this guy can give you a run for your money!
Oh, I see what your saying, You want me to take it easy.... You know make it look like he has a slight chance of beating me. That is if he makes it to the ring. Judging by the size of most of these guys he will shit his pants before he makes it down to the ring!
Jenni smirks at him and opens the folder.
Will you take this seriously? This is your debut match and I am sure you remember it is a tournement for the title?
You want me to take this seriously? As serious as you took The Superstar? Whatever what is the morons name and what body part should I break?
I am sure he is not a moron and.....
Hold on, Hold up one minute. Not a moron? He has to be to even think about getting in the ring with me.... He should be on his knees begging and pleading to the owners to give him another opponet,.... Give me the damn folder anyway!
Hellraiser rips the folder out of Jenni's hands, while doing so the picture of Rex Bateman falls to the floor. Hellraiser looks at the folder than picks up the picture.
This guy.... This is who they put in the main event with me? I am going to beg and plead to them. This guy is one of the smallest in the company. He can't put up a fight! Lets go,I think we have done all we need to here.
Jenni gets up and as they head for the door a man wearing a nice suit and glasses opens the door. Hellraiser and Jenni stop and stare at the man.
Who are you two? I am sure your not supposed to be in here? What are you doing anyway?
The man looks over at the desk where all the folders are still sitting out.
We were just leaving I would get out of our way If I was you.
The man steps to the side and Hellraiser and Jenni walk out of the office.
FADE
So where should we start first. There are quit a few folders to go over here. Just by opening these and looking at the pictures it looks like we have some pretty crazy people here.
I really dont think we have anything to worry about here. You have been through it all you have held many titles and recieved numerous awards. Besides I don't think there is anyone in this fed who is suicidal like you are?
Hellraiser laughs takes the folder he is looking at and slides it over to Jenni. Jenni glances at the folder and looks back up at Hellraiser.
No way! There is actually someone named Suicide in this company? We better watch out for this guy! He just might be someone who gives us a challenge.
Hellraiser laughs again and Jenni has a large grin on her face and pushes the folder back to Hellraiser who closes it and gets another one.
Hey, here we go this is the man that you will be up against. The superstar Dustin Reeves. What a name. The Superstar, thats saying a lot. Who does he think he is?
Jenni leans up and takes the folder away from Hellraiser.
I dpn't know... I think the star is about to burn out though. I don't thin he has ever had freezer burn before?
Not very many have... most of the time they don't show they are so afraid of you.
Jenni gets up and throws the folder in the garbage.
What a loser.... The Superstar...... What a joke thats where he belongs.
She sits back down in her chair and grabs a folder off the pile.
Lets see... Brandon Davis. This guy looks tough.... NOT! He has quite a reputation though. It says his entrance theme is "To Be Loved" Hahaha. He needs to go find someone to love him then because he is not going to see it from anyone here. Especially us. We don't befriend the weak, we can only hang with the big and strong.
Hellraiser grabs the folder. Looks at it and then puts it on top of Suicide's folder. He starts rifling through the folders opening them and closing them trowing them in a pile next to the original.
Is There anyone in this company who is as big as me?! I can't believe this, these guys are all toothpicks. It won't take but one hand to give them a chokeslam.... oh here we go. This guy is alright size.... Ray Sanders. oh my god the one nutted wonder.! This is ridiculous! One guy my size and he has one nut!
Jenni grabs the pile that Hellraiser already looked at and pulls out a folder and throws the rest back on the desk.
Will you please concentrate on the guy you will be facing this week? You are in the main event you know.
Hellraiser just looks at her.
So they are expecting a good match.... So the owners think that this guy can give you a run for your money!
Oh, I see what your saying, You want me to take it easy.... You know make it look like he has a slight chance of beating me. That is if he makes it to the ring. Judging by the size of most of these guys he will shit his pants before he makes it down to the ring!
Jenni smirks at him and opens the folder.
Will you take this seriously? This is your debut match and I am sure you remember it is a tournement for the title?
You want me to take this seriously? As serious as you took The Superstar? Whatever what is the morons name and what body part should I break?
I am sure he is not a moron and.....
Hold on, Hold up one minute. Not a moron? He has to be to even think about getting in the ring with me.... He should be on his knees begging and pleading to the owners to give him another opponet,.... Give me the damn folder anyway!
Hellraiser rips the folder out of Jenni's hands, while doing so the picture of Rex Bateman falls to the floor. Hellraiser looks at the folder than picks up the picture.
This guy.... This is who they put in the main event with me? I am going to beg and plead to them. This guy is one of the smallest in the company. He can't put up a fight! Lets go,I think we have done all we need to here.
Jenni gets up and as they head for the door a man wearing a nice suit and glasses opens the door. Hellraiser and Jenni stop and stare at the man.
Who are you two? I am sure your not supposed to be in here? What are you doing anyway?
The man looks over at the desk where all the folders are still sitting out.
We were just leaving I would get out of our way If I was you.
The man steps to the side and Hellraiser and Jenni walk out of the office.
FADE