Post by hellraiser on Jun 27, 2007 22:02:37 GMT -5
SCENE 1
The scene opens to Robby Bishop standing in a car park with microphone in hand.
Ladies and Gentleman I am awaiting the arrival of Hellraiser and the very beautiful Jenni Jacobs. My sources tell me that they will be arriving here any minute and I would like to be the first to get an interview. I have heard Hellraiser and Jenni don't take kindly to interviews so I hope I can get one.
A loud car can be heard then the squealing of tires. The camera turns and a car comes speeding up the ramp to the floor they are on. All of the cars windows are tinted so you can't see into it at all. The driver doesn't stop and looks like they are going to hit Robby and the camera crew, but stops just short. Robby looks furious.
What are you thinking someone could have been seriously injured or worse killed! You don't need to be driving like that especially through here I am trying to conduct an interview. Will you move your car please?
The passanger door opens and a black ball with a lit fuse rolls out. The door shuts and the car speeds away and parks in a parking spot. Meanwhile Robby and the camera crew realize what rolled out and runs away. They all dive away from it and the fuse reaches the end and the ball makes a loud noise and shoots confetti all over the garage.
Hellraiser and Jenni step out of the car and start laughing at everyone.
I told you it would work. I knew they would be here and I knew they would be scared shitless of a black ball with a fuse.
Jenni just shakes her head and they start to walk over to Robby and the camera crew. Hellraiser puts his arm around Robby's shoulder and they walk away from the camera.
Hellraiser what was that? I was scared to death I thought someone was trying to kill me!
Robby, Robby, Robby, Nobody is going to try to kill you. Your not that important. That was Hellraiser's way of celebrating his big debut at the UWS. I have been looking forward to this for awhile now. I needed to raise a little hell, get your heart pumping a little bit. Keeps you on edge, keeps you... uh man whats that smell!
Robby and Hellraiser turn around and Robby has a big wet spot on his pants.
Robby did you piss your pants man? Look I meant to scare you but not that bad.
Everyone starts laughing and Robby looks down and turns bright red. He looks at Hellraiser.
You did this I didn't wet myself. I have seen things way more scary than that stupid party trick! Tell them all you did it! Tell them all it is another one of your tricks!
Hellraiser looks around and then stares at Robby.
Are you accusing me, Hellraiser of makiing you look like a fool on tv? Are you accusing me of making it look like you pissed your pants? Tell me one thing Robby how could I do that?
Robby looks furious. He looks around and doesn't see anything and looks at the camera man and then back at Hellraiser.
I don't know how you did it but you did! Tell them you did it! Tell all these people you did it!
I didn't do it Robby. Lets go train Jenni I'm sick of dealing with this.
They head to their car and pull their bags out of the trunk. Then start for the door, but Hellraiser turns and throws a half empty water bottle to Robby and turns to head through the door.
Robby reads what is on the label to himself and then throws the bottle down and walks away. The camera zooms in on the bottle label that reads "I DON'T LIKE YOU!!"
FADE
SCENE 2
poens to a sign on a door that reads "Hellraiser and Jenni Jacobs". The camera man knocks and Jenni comes to the door in her workout clothes.
Its a camera. Do you ever know when to leave someone alone we are trying to work here.
Just let them get a interview we aren't going to tell them anything that they wont already get from watching our matches.
Jenni moves out of the way and the camera enters the room. Hellraiser is sitting on the floor streching. Jenni shuts the door.
What the hell happened to the interviewer. So dumb they got lost on the way here huh?
Well, I will give you some answers to the questions I thing the fans want to know. Yes, I did make it look like Robby wet his pants because I'm a Hellraiser thats what I do. Thats how I have fun. As for my match with Rex Bateman and his blog.... Yes I seen it, most everybody has. Think I am dumb, you think just because I am big I don't have the same mental capacity you do. Just keep thinking that Rex, because that will be your mistake. I won't have to big and strong all I have to do is outsmart you.
Hellraiser starts streching again.
The camera turns to Jenni.
Oh, now you want me to talk about how I will crush Dustin Reeves? Dustin might be a good wrestler or whatever but, I am better. I am faster and smarter than Reeves. Plus I will have Hellraiser at my corner.
Alright, camera guy you gotta get outta here we have some training and getting ready to do.
Jenni opens the door and the camera walks out. Jenni shuts the door as the camera fades.
The scene opens to Robby Bishop standing in a car park with microphone in hand.
Ladies and Gentleman I am awaiting the arrival of Hellraiser and the very beautiful Jenni Jacobs. My sources tell me that they will be arriving here any minute and I would like to be the first to get an interview. I have heard Hellraiser and Jenni don't take kindly to interviews so I hope I can get one.
A loud car can be heard then the squealing of tires. The camera turns and a car comes speeding up the ramp to the floor they are on. All of the cars windows are tinted so you can't see into it at all. The driver doesn't stop and looks like they are going to hit Robby and the camera crew, but stops just short. Robby looks furious.
What are you thinking someone could have been seriously injured or worse killed! You don't need to be driving like that especially through here I am trying to conduct an interview. Will you move your car please?
The passanger door opens and a black ball with a lit fuse rolls out. The door shuts and the car speeds away and parks in a parking spot. Meanwhile Robby and the camera crew realize what rolled out and runs away. They all dive away from it and the fuse reaches the end and the ball makes a loud noise and shoots confetti all over the garage.
Hellraiser and Jenni step out of the car and start laughing at everyone.
I told you it would work. I knew they would be here and I knew they would be scared shitless of a black ball with a fuse.
Jenni just shakes her head and they start to walk over to Robby and the camera crew. Hellraiser puts his arm around Robby's shoulder and they walk away from the camera.
Hellraiser what was that? I was scared to death I thought someone was trying to kill me!
Robby, Robby, Robby, Nobody is going to try to kill you. Your not that important. That was Hellraiser's way of celebrating his big debut at the UWS. I have been looking forward to this for awhile now. I needed to raise a little hell, get your heart pumping a little bit. Keeps you on edge, keeps you... uh man whats that smell!
Robby and Hellraiser turn around and Robby has a big wet spot on his pants.
Robby did you piss your pants man? Look I meant to scare you but not that bad.
Everyone starts laughing and Robby looks down and turns bright red. He looks at Hellraiser.
You did this I didn't wet myself. I have seen things way more scary than that stupid party trick! Tell them all you did it! Tell them all it is another one of your tricks!
Hellraiser looks around and then stares at Robby.
Are you accusing me, Hellraiser of makiing you look like a fool on tv? Are you accusing me of making it look like you pissed your pants? Tell me one thing Robby how could I do that?
Robby looks furious. He looks around and doesn't see anything and looks at the camera man and then back at Hellraiser.
I don't know how you did it but you did! Tell them you did it! Tell all these people you did it!
I didn't do it Robby. Lets go train Jenni I'm sick of dealing with this.
They head to their car and pull their bags out of the trunk. Then start for the door, but Hellraiser turns and throws a half empty water bottle to Robby and turns to head through the door.
Robby reads what is on the label to himself and then throws the bottle down and walks away. The camera zooms in on the bottle label that reads "I DON'T LIKE YOU!!"
FADE
SCENE 2
poens to a sign on a door that reads "Hellraiser and Jenni Jacobs". The camera man knocks and Jenni comes to the door in her workout clothes.
Its a camera. Do you ever know when to leave someone alone we are trying to work here.
Just let them get a interview we aren't going to tell them anything that they wont already get from watching our matches.
Jenni moves out of the way and the camera enters the room. Hellraiser is sitting on the floor streching. Jenni shuts the door.
What the hell happened to the interviewer. So dumb they got lost on the way here huh?
Well, I will give you some answers to the questions I thing the fans want to know. Yes, I did make it look like Robby wet his pants because I'm a Hellraiser thats what I do. Thats how I have fun. As for my match with Rex Bateman and his blog.... Yes I seen it, most everybody has. Think I am dumb, you think just because I am big I don't have the same mental capacity you do. Just keep thinking that Rex, because that will be your mistake. I won't have to big and strong all I have to do is outsmart you.
Hellraiser starts streching again.
The camera turns to Jenni.
Oh, now you want me to talk about how I will crush Dustin Reeves? Dustin might be a good wrestler or whatever but, I am better. I am faster and smarter than Reeves. Plus I will have Hellraiser at my corner.
Alright, camera guy you gotta get outta here we have some training and getting ready to do.
Jenni opens the door and the camera walks out. Jenni shuts the door as the camera fades.