Post by jeremyjohnson on Jun 30, 2007 18:29:36 GMT -5
(OOC: Sorry for all the grammar errors. I wanted to make it seem as real as possible so please don’t penalize me)
**The scene fades in outside a house. The house looks very middle class, gray with white shutters, a 2-car garage, 2 stories, and a fence in the back yard. The cameraman walks up to the house and knocks on the door and waits. After about 5 seconds the door opens and there stands Jeremy Johnson. In a University of Illinois football jersey, a Chicago bears hat (backwards) khaki shorts and mandles.**
JJ: You’re here already? Ok lets get started the sooner we get started the sooner we get done
**Jeremy walks over to his surround sound stereo system with a speaker in every room, he plays “this is the way I live” by Baby Boy da prince. And he turns his hat sideways and gets started**
JJ: YOYOYO IT BIG JJ JEREMY JOHNSON ITS DA HOUSE GETTING READY TO SHOW YOU MY CRIB FO REAL! LETZ GO OUTSIDE AN’ SHOW Y’ALL CRACKAZ MY RIDEZ HOME BOY! GO OUT TO DA G-RAGE AND ILL MEET YOU OUTTHUR HOMZ!
**The cameraman walks outside and the garage door opens and you see a 2006 yellow Dodge Ram SSX with a spoiler, body kit, and a cage over the grill, along with a 2003 red Dodge Viper. Jeremy walks over to the camera and starts to talk**
JJ: SO Y’ALL THEEZ BE MY RIDEZ FA SHO. NOW AZ YALL CAN SEE IM A DODGE MAN, BALEEDAT. ILL START THINGS OFF BY SHOWIN YALL MY 03 VIPER, ITZ RED, ITZ SHINY, AND IT WILL DUST YO ASS IN A RACE, YALL DON’T BELIEVE ME? LEMME POP DAT HOOD FOR YA.
**Jeremy pops the hood and simultaneously “Push It” by Rick Ross plays. When he pops the hood under you see an above average viper engine. Jeremy gets in the car and turns it on and the sound the engine makes is almost defining**
JJ: YEAH YALL BE HATIN ON MY RIDE WHAT NOW BEEEEIIIITCH!
**Jeremy turns the car off and gets out. He closes the hood. He looks at the camera**
JJ: IGHT NOW ITZ TIME TO SHOW YALL MY BAD ASS DODGE RAM. ITZ BIG, ITZ BAD, AND IT WILL RUN YO shit OVA! YALL DON’T BELIEVE ME? ILL BE RIGHT BACK, YOU BEST NOT MOVE.
**Jeremy walks out of the garage and walks down the street. He walks into someone else’s garage and you hear a car start. Out drives a 1976 beat up Cadillac La Belle. He drives it right in front of the house, turns it off, and gets out. He walks up to the camera and starts talking**
JJ: IGHT DOO WATCH DIS PLAYA.
**Jeremy gets in the Dodge Ram and starts it up. He backs out of the garage and turns into his yard; he turns the truck so it’s facing the Cadillac. He revs the engine a couple times and lets loose. He speeds towards the Cadillac and runs it over. The truck props up so the right wheels are on the hood and the left wheels shatter the rear window. He turns a little so when the back wheels come up they make the roof of the car collapse. When he’s totally off the car he puts it in reverse and runs the car over again. Then he backs up into the driveway and backs into the garage**
JJ: YEAHHHHYAAA!!!! THATZ STAIGHT COLD PIMPIN RIGHTS THUR DOG! NOW LETZ TAKE DIS PARTY TO DA INSIDE, IM WORKIN UP AN APPETITE.
**Jeremy leads the cameraman inside. They go into the kitchen**
JJ: IGHT THIS BE MY KITCHEN FA SHO. WE GOTZ HELLAFOOD IN HEAA. WE GOT HELLABEER IN THIS FRIDGE; EVERY MANZ GOTTA HAVE BEER OR ELSE YOU AINT RIGHT. SPEAKIN OF BEER, DAT SOUNDS HELLAFIRE RIGHT NOW.
**Jeremy opens the fridge, which is full of beer and takes out a Coors Light**
JJ: COORZ LIGHT BE DA shit! NOW YALL LET ME SHOW YOU WHERE ALL DA MAGIC HAPPENZ!
**Jeremy leads the cameraman into a hallway that leads to a dining room**
JJ: UH, THIZ BE MY DININ ROOM, IVE NEVA USED IT. I EAT WHEREVA I WANT TO. BECUZ IM A GROWN ASS MAN. AND THIZ DEFINITELY AINT WHERE DA MAGIC HAPPENZ, FOLLOW ME.
**Jeremy leads the cameraman to a staircase and they both walk up the stairs. When Jeremy gets to the top he walks straight and there is a door**
JJ: YALL AINT READY FO DIS
**As soon as Jeremy opens the door, “2 step” by DJ UNK plays. When he opens the door you see a king sized circle shaped bed with red covers and white pillows. There’s a desk in the corner with a Dell computer with a flat screen monitor. There are 3 doors in this room, one that leads to the hallway, another one that leads to a walk in closet, and the third door leads to a bathroom. There’s a flat screen TV in the corner with a DVD player and a Playstation 3. On the TV is a commercial for UWS’ pay-per-view, “Declaration of Violence” which airs on July 22nd from the American Airlines Center in Dallas, TX. Jeremy walks up to his bed and lays down in it**
JJ: THIZ BE WHERE DA MAGIC HAPPENZ EVERY NIGHT IM IN TOWN. THEZE WOMEN BE ALL EXCITED WHEN I COME HOME THEY BE WILLIN TO DO ANYTHIN. BALEEDAT. NOW LEMME SHOW YALL MY BIG ASS CLOSET.
**Jeremy gets up from the bed and walks to the closet and walks inside it. Inside the closet is a section for his shirts, a section for his pants, and on the whole back wall is shoes. Every Iverson shoe ever made, Every Nike Shox shoe from 2003 on. G-Units, pumps, all 23 Jordan shoes, T-Macs, D Wades, on the far left are his mandles, then on the far right are his dress shoes.**
JJ: YEAH THIZ BE MY CLOSET, GOT ALL MY SHIRTZ HURR ON DA LEFT, GOT ALL MY PANTZ AND SHORTZ HURR ON DA RIGHT, DEN I SAVE DA BACK FO MY KICKZ. GOT OVA A HUNDRED PAIRZ OF SHOEZ IN HURR. MOSTLY BASKETBALL SHOEZ BECUZ YALL KNOW I TEAR UP DEM COURTZ. FO REAL. NOW LEMME SHOW YALL WHERE SOME OF DA LADIEZ LIKE IT, DA BAFFROOM.
**Jeremy walks out of the closet and shuts the door; he walks across the bedroom and opens the door to the bathroom. Inside is a urinal with a mini TV screen, a toilet with a TV on the inside of the door. A bathtub with a flip down TV. And 2 sinks with TV’s in the mirror.**
JJ: IGHT YALL WE IN DA BAFFROOM. AS YOU CAN SEE WE GOTZ A shit LOAD OF TV’S IN HURR, WAT CAN I SAY I LIKE WATCHIN DA TUBE. WE GOTZ DA TUB WHERE SOME OF DA LADIEZ LIKE IT INSTEAD OF DA BED. I AINT COMPLAININ. I DON’T THINK YALL WANNA SEE DA TOILET OR URINAL SO WE’LL GO DOWN TO MY WEIGHT ROOM NOW.
**Jeremy leaves the bedroom and walks down the stairs. They walk down a hallway and there’s a door at the end. Jeremy opens it, turns on a light, and walks down some more stairs. At the bottom of the stairs you see a weight room. There’s a bench, a squat bar, dozens of dumbbells, medicine balls, a treadmill, a bike, and a pull down machine. There’s already someone down there lifting. Jeremy walks down a hallway that leads to another open area. He has a wrestling ring in his basement!**
JJ: IGHT YALL WE IN DA BASEMENT RIGHT NOW, WHERE I LIFT AND SPAR FO MY MATCHEZ. THIZ IZ MY HOMEBOY KEVIN. HE’Z IN AN INDY FED RIGHT NOW LOOKIN TO MAKE HIZ WAY TO THE TOP. HE LIVEZ AND TRAINZ HURR. HE TAKES CARE OF THIZ PLACE WHILE IM GONE. AIGHT WE GON SHOW THEZE PEEPZ AT HOME HOW A REAL MAN DUZ HIZ LIFTIN.
**Jeremy lies down on the bench. He uses a 100 pound bar, he puts 2 one hundreds on each side and a 45. He does three sets of 10 reps. He goes to the squat bar and with a 100 pound bar he puts 3 one hundreds on each side and does 3 sets of 8 squats. He benched 590 pounds and squatted 700 pounds. He gets up and begins to speak.**
JJ: DUDE THAT WAZ BANANAZ! MAN IM ALL HYPED UP NOW DOG. AIGHT WE GON GO BACK UPSTURRZ NOW.
**Jeremy walks back upstairs and closes the door. He walks back to the front door**
JJ: IGHT NOW I DONE SHOWN YALL MY CRIB, ITZ BEEN FUN, BUT NOW YALL GOTTA GO.
**The MTV camera crew leaves and a UWS camera crew has been there the whole time. Jeremy sits on the couch and begins to speak**
JJ: Thank god that’s over. It was pretty fun though. But not as fun as Adrenaline’s going to be this week. This week on Adrenaline I get my first taste of competition. This week I go up against a guy with a pretty impressive history, Chris Brock. But if you think that intimidates me your dead wrong. I don’t give a shit whether you have a gimmick or not. I don’t care if you’re a different man when you’re in that ring. So am I. So is everyone else. Nobody gives a shit whether you show up or not. If you show up, good. That means I have to earn the title. If you don’t. Oh well, I have the title. You say you have 50 reversals for any move I try on you. Hahaha, ok, I’ll believe it when I see it. And if that’s the case, I’ll have to go deep in my bag of tricks and show you some moves you’ve never seen before. I will find a way to be you and I will win. You can believe that. You and you’re rich ass hotel room and 3-piece suit. Mommy and Daddy gave you everything when you were growing up didn’t they? Well all I know is when I was growing up and I had to earn everything I got. My first car was my dad’s old pick up truck. But I didn’t complain, I never complained! I just put my head down and worked. And that’s what’s got me here today.
You think nobody on the roster knows who you are? Are you really that paranoid? I looked you up on the net and found loads of stuff on you. Believe me buddy; you’re not the only one doing his homework. And you better not think this will be a walk in the park. Because it’s not. Hmmm lets see here. A mustang, signing bonus, your own promo on the tron last week, and you’re first match is a title match. Seriously how much ass can one man kiss? If you think you’re going to get the easy way to the top you’re dead wrong. And you’re first roadblock will be this Thursday. And expect plenty more to head your way. I don’t think you’re for real, but you better be damn sure that I am. You think you can beat me on pure talent? It takes a lot more then that to be successful, listen up chump. It takes heart, will, and determination. On any given day a guy with all the talent in the world can lose just because his opponent wanted it more. You are right about one thing though. After this match people will remember your name, whenever they hear your name they’ll be like “yeah Chris Brock, that’s the guy Jeremy Johnson beat that one time fir the United States Title”. This Thursday, on Adrenaline, I will put you on lockdown. Class dismissed bitch.
**Jeremy walks to the basement and opens and closes the door as the scene fades out**
**The scene fades in outside a house. The house looks very middle class, gray with white shutters, a 2-car garage, 2 stories, and a fence in the back yard. The cameraman walks up to the house and knocks on the door and waits. After about 5 seconds the door opens and there stands Jeremy Johnson. In a University of Illinois football jersey, a Chicago bears hat (backwards) khaki shorts and mandles.**
JJ: You’re here already? Ok lets get started the sooner we get started the sooner we get done
**Jeremy walks over to his surround sound stereo system with a speaker in every room, he plays “this is the way I live” by Baby Boy da prince. And he turns his hat sideways and gets started**
JJ: YOYOYO IT BIG JJ JEREMY JOHNSON ITS DA HOUSE GETTING READY TO SHOW YOU MY CRIB FO REAL! LETZ GO OUTSIDE AN’ SHOW Y’ALL CRACKAZ MY RIDEZ HOME BOY! GO OUT TO DA G-RAGE AND ILL MEET YOU OUTTHUR HOMZ!
**The cameraman walks outside and the garage door opens and you see a 2006 yellow Dodge Ram SSX with a spoiler, body kit, and a cage over the grill, along with a 2003 red Dodge Viper. Jeremy walks over to the camera and starts to talk**
JJ: SO Y’ALL THEEZ BE MY RIDEZ FA SHO. NOW AZ YALL CAN SEE IM A DODGE MAN, BALEEDAT. ILL START THINGS OFF BY SHOWIN YALL MY 03 VIPER, ITZ RED, ITZ SHINY, AND IT WILL DUST YO ASS IN A RACE, YALL DON’T BELIEVE ME? LEMME POP DAT HOOD FOR YA.
**Jeremy pops the hood and simultaneously “Push It” by Rick Ross plays. When he pops the hood under you see an above average viper engine. Jeremy gets in the car and turns it on and the sound the engine makes is almost defining**
JJ: YEAH YALL BE HATIN ON MY RIDE WHAT NOW BEEEEIIIITCH!
**Jeremy turns the car off and gets out. He closes the hood. He looks at the camera**
JJ: IGHT NOW ITZ TIME TO SHOW YALL MY BAD ASS DODGE RAM. ITZ BIG, ITZ BAD, AND IT WILL RUN YO shit OVA! YALL DON’T BELIEVE ME? ILL BE RIGHT BACK, YOU BEST NOT MOVE.
**Jeremy walks out of the garage and walks down the street. He walks into someone else’s garage and you hear a car start. Out drives a 1976 beat up Cadillac La Belle. He drives it right in front of the house, turns it off, and gets out. He walks up to the camera and starts talking**
JJ: IGHT DOO WATCH DIS PLAYA.
**Jeremy gets in the Dodge Ram and starts it up. He backs out of the garage and turns into his yard; he turns the truck so it’s facing the Cadillac. He revs the engine a couple times and lets loose. He speeds towards the Cadillac and runs it over. The truck props up so the right wheels are on the hood and the left wheels shatter the rear window. He turns a little so when the back wheels come up they make the roof of the car collapse. When he’s totally off the car he puts it in reverse and runs the car over again. Then he backs up into the driveway and backs into the garage**
JJ: YEAHHHHYAAA!!!! THATZ STAIGHT COLD PIMPIN RIGHTS THUR DOG! NOW LETZ TAKE DIS PARTY TO DA INSIDE, IM WORKIN UP AN APPETITE.
**Jeremy leads the cameraman inside. They go into the kitchen**
JJ: IGHT THIS BE MY KITCHEN FA SHO. WE GOTZ HELLAFOOD IN HEAA. WE GOT HELLABEER IN THIS FRIDGE; EVERY MANZ GOTTA HAVE BEER OR ELSE YOU AINT RIGHT. SPEAKIN OF BEER, DAT SOUNDS HELLAFIRE RIGHT NOW.
**Jeremy opens the fridge, which is full of beer and takes out a Coors Light**
JJ: COORZ LIGHT BE DA shit! NOW YALL LET ME SHOW YOU WHERE ALL DA MAGIC HAPPENZ!
**Jeremy leads the cameraman into a hallway that leads to a dining room**
JJ: UH, THIZ BE MY DININ ROOM, IVE NEVA USED IT. I EAT WHEREVA I WANT TO. BECUZ IM A GROWN ASS MAN. AND THIZ DEFINITELY AINT WHERE DA MAGIC HAPPENZ, FOLLOW ME.
**Jeremy leads the cameraman to a staircase and they both walk up the stairs. When Jeremy gets to the top he walks straight and there is a door**
JJ: YALL AINT READY FO DIS
**As soon as Jeremy opens the door, “2 step” by DJ UNK plays. When he opens the door you see a king sized circle shaped bed with red covers and white pillows. There’s a desk in the corner with a Dell computer with a flat screen monitor. There are 3 doors in this room, one that leads to the hallway, another one that leads to a walk in closet, and the third door leads to a bathroom. There’s a flat screen TV in the corner with a DVD player and a Playstation 3. On the TV is a commercial for UWS’ pay-per-view, “Declaration of Violence” which airs on July 22nd from the American Airlines Center in Dallas, TX. Jeremy walks up to his bed and lays down in it**
JJ: THIZ BE WHERE DA MAGIC HAPPENZ EVERY NIGHT IM IN TOWN. THEZE WOMEN BE ALL EXCITED WHEN I COME HOME THEY BE WILLIN TO DO ANYTHIN. BALEEDAT. NOW LEMME SHOW YALL MY BIG ASS CLOSET.
**Jeremy gets up from the bed and walks to the closet and walks inside it. Inside the closet is a section for his shirts, a section for his pants, and on the whole back wall is shoes. Every Iverson shoe ever made, Every Nike Shox shoe from 2003 on. G-Units, pumps, all 23 Jordan shoes, T-Macs, D Wades, on the far left are his mandles, then on the far right are his dress shoes.**
JJ: YEAH THIZ BE MY CLOSET, GOT ALL MY SHIRTZ HURR ON DA LEFT, GOT ALL MY PANTZ AND SHORTZ HURR ON DA RIGHT, DEN I SAVE DA BACK FO MY KICKZ. GOT OVA A HUNDRED PAIRZ OF SHOEZ IN HURR. MOSTLY BASKETBALL SHOEZ BECUZ YALL KNOW I TEAR UP DEM COURTZ. FO REAL. NOW LEMME SHOW YALL WHERE SOME OF DA LADIEZ LIKE IT, DA BAFFROOM.
**Jeremy walks out of the closet and shuts the door; he walks across the bedroom and opens the door to the bathroom. Inside is a urinal with a mini TV screen, a toilet with a TV on the inside of the door. A bathtub with a flip down TV. And 2 sinks with TV’s in the mirror.**
JJ: IGHT YALL WE IN DA BAFFROOM. AS YOU CAN SEE WE GOTZ A shit LOAD OF TV’S IN HURR, WAT CAN I SAY I LIKE WATCHIN DA TUBE. WE GOTZ DA TUB WHERE SOME OF DA LADIEZ LIKE IT INSTEAD OF DA BED. I AINT COMPLAININ. I DON’T THINK YALL WANNA SEE DA TOILET OR URINAL SO WE’LL GO DOWN TO MY WEIGHT ROOM NOW.
**Jeremy leaves the bedroom and walks down the stairs. They walk down a hallway and there’s a door at the end. Jeremy opens it, turns on a light, and walks down some more stairs. At the bottom of the stairs you see a weight room. There’s a bench, a squat bar, dozens of dumbbells, medicine balls, a treadmill, a bike, and a pull down machine. There’s already someone down there lifting. Jeremy walks down a hallway that leads to another open area. He has a wrestling ring in his basement!**
JJ: IGHT YALL WE IN DA BASEMENT RIGHT NOW, WHERE I LIFT AND SPAR FO MY MATCHEZ. THIZ IZ MY HOMEBOY KEVIN. HE’Z IN AN INDY FED RIGHT NOW LOOKIN TO MAKE HIZ WAY TO THE TOP. HE LIVEZ AND TRAINZ HURR. HE TAKES CARE OF THIZ PLACE WHILE IM GONE. AIGHT WE GON SHOW THEZE PEEPZ AT HOME HOW A REAL MAN DUZ HIZ LIFTIN.
**Jeremy lies down on the bench. He uses a 100 pound bar, he puts 2 one hundreds on each side and a 45. He does three sets of 10 reps. He goes to the squat bar and with a 100 pound bar he puts 3 one hundreds on each side and does 3 sets of 8 squats. He benched 590 pounds and squatted 700 pounds. He gets up and begins to speak.**
JJ: DUDE THAT WAZ BANANAZ! MAN IM ALL HYPED UP NOW DOG. AIGHT WE GON GO BACK UPSTURRZ NOW.
**Jeremy walks back upstairs and closes the door. He walks back to the front door**
JJ: IGHT NOW I DONE SHOWN YALL MY CRIB, ITZ BEEN FUN, BUT NOW YALL GOTTA GO.
**The MTV camera crew leaves and a UWS camera crew has been there the whole time. Jeremy sits on the couch and begins to speak**
JJ: Thank god that’s over. It was pretty fun though. But not as fun as Adrenaline’s going to be this week. This week on Adrenaline I get my first taste of competition. This week I go up against a guy with a pretty impressive history, Chris Brock. But if you think that intimidates me your dead wrong. I don’t give a shit whether you have a gimmick or not. I don’t care if you’re a different man when you’re in that ring. So am I. So is everyone else. Nobody gives a shit whether you show up or not. If you show up, good. That means I have to earn the title. If you don’t. Oh well, I have the title. You say you have 50 reversals for any move I try on you. Hahaha, ok, I’ll believe it when I see it. And if that’s the case, I’ll have to go deep in my bag of tricks and show you some moves you’ve never seen before. I will find a way to be you and I will win. You can believe that. You and you’re rich ass hotel room and 3-piece suit. Mommy and Daddy gave you everything when you were growing up didn’t they? Well all I know is when I was growing up and I had to earn everything I got. My first car was my dad’s old pick up truck. But I didn’t complain, I never complained! I just put my head down and worked. And that’s what’s got me here today.
You think nobody on the roster knows who you are? Are you really that paranoid? I looked you up on the net and found loads of stuff on you. Believe me buddy; you’re not the only one doing his homework. And you better not think this will be a walk in the park. Because it’s not. Hmmm lets see here. A mustang, signing bonus, your own promo on the tron last week, and you’re first match is a title match. Seriously how much ass can one man kiss? If you think you’re going to get the easy way to the top you’re dead wrong. And you’re first roadblock will be this Thursday. And expect plenty more to head your way. I don’t think you’re for real, but you better be damn sure that I am. You think you can beat me on pure talent? It takes a lot more then that to be successful, listen up chump. It takes heart, will, and determination. On any given day a guy with all the talent in the world can lose just because his opponent wanted it more. You are right about one thing though. After this match people will remember your name, whenever they hear your name they’ll be like “yeah Chris Brock, that’s the guy Jeremy Johnson beat that one time fir the United States Title”. This Thursday, on Adrenaline, I will put you on lockdown. Class dismissed bitch.
**Jeremy walks to the basement and opens and closes the door as the scene fades out**
